Football Talk: Secret Rangers document, best MLS moments, Sir Alex sings

Murray Davidson plots who will be forced to wear the mankini on St Johnstone's Euro Trip.SNS Group

St Johnstone have flown out on their very own Euro Trip as they prepare to take on Eskişehirspor.

Football Talk can only hope Murray Davidson and the gang can enjoy as many fun-filled, comical adventures as the cast of Jeff Schaffer’s 2004 classic.

Gregory Tade and Dave Mackay will miss the chance to run into Vinny Jones and his crew of hooligans but on the plus side they'll escape the Scottish weather.

Rangers remain in the news as Vincent Lunny is cast in the role of ‘Judge Dread’ by one newspaper while another claims to have secret documents regarding stripping titles.

As the French media prepare to welcome ‘The Zlatan’ into their midst, outlets in Italy are wondering what next for Milan.

There’s also Sir Alex Ferguson singing to Nelson Mandela, the best MLS moments of 2012 and the departure of Lee Dixon.

TOP STORIES

SFA Compliance Officer to review Ally McCoist’s comments on judicial panel

The Rangers boss could face action after demanding to know the identities of the governing body’s judicial panel.

Football chiefs' secret plan to strip Rangers of nine trophies over EBT tax dodge

The Daily Record claim to have seen a document detailing plans to strip titles and a range of punishments.

Blackpool launch bid for Hibernian midfielder Isaiah Osbourne

The former Aston Villa player is subject to an offer from the English Championship side.

St Johnstone suffer blow after Gregory Tade ruled out of European tie

A hamstring injury means the striker won’t play in Thursday's first leg in Turkey.

Hibs striker Eoin Doyle vows to replace Garry O'Connor as top Easter Road marksman

The Irishman believes he can replace Garry O’Connor

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Paris Saint-Germain - Dream Into Action

The Swiss Ramble looks at how Qatar Sports Investments have operated since taking over the French club.

Chelsea looking beyond Eden

John Chapman looks at the London club’s policy of bringing in several talented teenagers (Belgofoot)

An entire team gone

Gazetta dello Sport show go with a striking front page image on the day Zlatan Ibrahimovic is expected to sign for Paris Saint Germain.

MUST WATCH

The Manchester United boss serenades the 94-year-old (ITV.com)

Sir Alex sings Happy Birthday to Nelson Mandela

The best MLS moments of 2012 so far

As Lee Dixon announces his departure from the BBC, perhaps he’ll finally have a word with Mr Shearer (BBC).

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