Football Talk: St Johnstone, Barry Robson's MLS opener and ugly tops

Steve Lomas knows just how many are needed in the return leg.SNS Group

We'll try and get through this without an easy joke. Ross County will take to the SPL in the Global Energy Stadium, and all power to them.

Meanwhile, Actual Football returned and we kind of wish it hadn't, as St Johnstone were beaten by Eskisehirspor. No Turkish delight there, then. Nyaaaaaa!

Okay, okay, back on track. Remember Mervan Celik? Well he's off to Italy. Aberdeen have taken Gary Naysmith on trial, James McFadden is waiting for the right move and Scott Brown wants Champions League football.

Meanwhile in the Yoo Ess of Eh, Barry Robson went head-to-head with David Beckham and proved you can Bend it like Barry, or at least heed it.

Oh, and we've got arguably the worst kit of all time. Even worse than this effort from Greenock Morton.

And to answer your question, yes, there are videos. As if you have to ask.

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St Johnstone face an uphill task after 2-0 defeat in Turkey

Steve Lomas' hopes of progression in the Europa League will be left back in Scotland after defeat to the Turkish team with the unpronounceable name.

Aberdeen take Gary Naysmith on trial for German tour

Speaking of left-back in Scotland... the 46-time capped international will be with the Dons in Germany.

Ross County to rename their ground the Global Energy Stadium ahead of SPL debut

The Dingwall side have got the power. The power to call their ground what they want.

James McFadden waiting for 'the right club' before committing to a new team

The forward has said he will bide his time and wait for 'the one'. Won't we all, James. Won't we all.

Scott Brown desperate to help Celtic reach the Group Stages of the Champions League

The Celtic captain hopes to lead his team to the latter stages of the Big One.

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