The pantomime element of sport is undoubtedly part of its appeal.
Like wrestling, football has the propensity to over indulge in such antics and each week new players, managers, officials are cast in the role of panto villains.
So Ian Black and Craig Beattie can expect some booing and possible some cleverly-worded signs after training with Rangers as the Ibrox club’s bid for SFA membership rumbles on like a bad soap opera plot.
Current Tynecastle captain Marius Zaliukas and Motherwell striker Henrik Ojamaa have created a formidable Eastern European tag team to insist the SPL will be interesting this season even without Ally McCoist’s men.
Gregory Tade, who Football Talk is sure could hold his own in the WWE, is trying to make it back in time to claim the championship belt, sorry play in St Johnstone’s Europa League qualifying tie on Thursday.
Take a trip back in time to life before Football Manager and get into the Olympic spirit with a song and dance from Sandro and co.
The two will join up with Ally McCoist's side on Tuesday at Murray Park, STV has learned.
Celtic are weighing up a swoop for highly-rated Nigerian utility player Efe Ambrose. (Scottish Sun)
Hearts captain thinks that added incentive will spur on teams to compete with Celtic.
The Motherwell striker appears to agree with the Lithuanian.
The French striker is recovering from a hamstring strain sustained in training.
Marc Eadie reflects on a time before Football Manager took over people’s lives (talkingbaws.com)
Some of South America’s top talents profiled here by Tom Robinson for Lovely Left Foot.
All Media Scotland report that the show will stopped with immediate effect.
Sandro sings and Neymar dances (101greatgoals.com)
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