Stick, stones and Nigel De Jong may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Football Talk still appreciates a good nursery rhyme but that’s not the case for Craig Levein.
He’s going to get his dad to sort out those big bad bullies at the Daily Record by telling them they can’t come round to play anymore.
For being tell tales Craig and Peter have been given a punny, forced to write ‘we will decide whether to pick Rangers players for Scotland’ 100 times and watch re-runs of the nation’s 5-1 defeat to the USA.
Charles Green has read Mrs Doyle’s guide to hospitality, offering tea to Rangers fans waiting to buy season tickets with the help of new striker Fran Sandaza.
When Matt Le Tissier said he was fed up of being patronised we assumed he was ready for a royal rumble with the rest of the Soccer Saturday squad. Alas he’s talking about coaching.
There’s some tactics chat, new FIFA trailer, while in the style of classic South Park we help the English press out by asking ‘Who is Cristian Tello?’
We can confirm the Denver Broncos have nothing to do with it.
A row over a headline saw the paper’s reporters banned from Tuesday’s press conference. (allmediascotland)
James Traynor gives his reaction to the ban in the Daily Record.
The Tannadice club has said that money due from the Scottish Cup tie last season has not been paid.
Gary Caldwell set to start in a five man midfield with Jordan Rhodes up front.
The Scotland captain came on in the second half as Aberdeen defeated Manchester United.
Defender hails squad depth as national side aims to top qualification group for Brazil 2014.
The pair were subject to bids from clubs in the Championship and League One respectively.
Former Southampton maestro has had enough of being 'patronised on rubbish courses' so he is launching his Natural Coaching school to bring on the next generation of flair players (The Independent).
Four Four Two take a look at tactics ahead of the new Premier League season.
The Euro ’96 winner is in charge of Germany’s brightest talents and hopes their Scottish friendly will help their preparation. You can also read Bundesliga Football's report of the game.
First it was 'Who is Eric Cartman's father? No the English press need to ask 'Who is Cristian Tello?' Quick clue, it isn’t these guys (101greatgoals.com).
101greatgoals.com show the new Fifa trailer including sneak peak at how the game is made