It was a weekend that no doubts saw many partners recreate this David Mitchell sketch, the season really is under way now.
The Dundee derby dominated the headlines in the SPL and it proved to be a special occasion indeed.
In the City of Discovery, Football Talk uncovered the fact TV star Holly Willoughby loves nothing more than a night out in Fat Sams and seeing Rab Douglas desperately fly through the air. We’ve even got photographic evidence.
TV veteran Lorraine Kelly was left with the last laugh as her beloved United ran out easy 3-0 winners.
Transfer rumours surrounding Ki Sung-Yueng come around more often than an advert featuring a Noel Gallagher song. But before you let out an almighty sigh and give Football Talk a haughty look of derision listen to Johan Mjallby.
The Hoops assistant says the player is likely to leave with bids received from several clubs.
Elsewhere there are goals from the SPL, the latest from our nation’s European opponents, and some work permit chat.
The 23-year-old wants to leave the SPL champions, says assistant boss Johan Mjallby.
Peter Houston hopes to be able to challenge the decision having watched footage of the incident.
Age Hareide is wary of stopping Celtic gaining an away goal in their Champions League play-off.
The St Mirren stopper was sidelined for seven months after being struck down by the same injury 12 months ago in a game against Dundee United (Daily Record).
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The Anfield Wrap looks at a tough opening day for Brendan Rodgers’ men.
AlbaEspana have highlights of how Motherwell’s Europa League opponents fared on the opening day of the La Liga campaign.
David Villa is back!
See every goal from the third weekend of the new Scottish Premier League season.
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