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There's that, and previously unseen footage of Emile Heskey as a child star on the Rod Hull and Emu show. Oh yes.
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Here's today's top headlines from the world of Scottish football.
Celtic’s majority shareholder says Lennon is getting better performances from side and team will be improved.
More from Desmond as he says he expects Rangers, 'a fantastic club with a great history', will bounce back.
Roy Hodgson will select the Celtic goalkeeper in his England squad for the World Cup qualifying games against San Marino and Poland. (ESPN)
The returning Scotland striker came frighteningly close to slipping through the net ten years ago. (Scottish Sun)
Unbeaten Saints run helps the Northern Irish boss to scoop the monthly award.
Neil Lennon is also keen to tie Gary Hooper down on a new deal after his role in the win over Spartak Moscow. (Daily Record)
Hibs defender says only momentum carried him through the yellow card tackle.
The midfielder is eyeing up the English Premier League — but tomorrow night he’ll wish he was back in the Highlands. (Scottish Sun)
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Hugh Macdonald reflects on Neil Lennon's audience with Marcello Lippi and the Celtic's manager's thirst for information, as well as closure. (Herald Scotland)
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Emile Heskey, that's Emile not Emily, on the Rod Hull and Emu show as a kid.
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