Football Talk: The Higgs Boson, talking revolutions and Omicron Persei 8

Celtic goalkeeper Fraser Forster models his new gloves for next season© SNS Group

It’s known as the silly season, but I don’t think anyone was expecting this.

In a tale that’s taken more twists than a Jeffrey Archer novel and been harder to keep up with than an advanced guide to the Higgs Boson, it was inevitable that as soon as we thought there was clarity on “The Rangers Situation”©, it was sadly snatched away.

Rangers won’t have a team in the SPL. But apparently they must play in Division One. Fans are talkin' 'bout a revolution. Buckle up.

Meanwhile, in a distant universe, somewhere between LV-426 from Alien and Omicron Persei 8 from Futurama, football is happening. Actual transfers and stuff.

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Stewart Regan says Rangers must play in Division One

The SFA chief executive believes that the only “viable” option to put Rangers into the First Division. Many disagree.

Fraser Forster completes a permanent move to Celtic

The Geordie giant finally makes his move from Newcastle United permanent. Can he force his way into the England set-up?

Ian Black agrees to Rangers move – depending on what league they play in

The ex-Hearts man has held talks with Rangers and wants a move to Ibrox, but a move is dependent on many factors in the ongoing saga.

Niall McGinn was sold on Aberdeen by Craig Brown’s plans

Dons fans were told they would be excited about this signing. The winger says he was persuaded to move to the north east by new gaffer Craig Brown.

Derek Riordan has a chance to impress in La Liga

A satirist’s dream comes true as Derek Riordan is handed a “trial” involving a “club”. I think someone made a Benidorm joke too, but it fell kind of flat.

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Why Paul Cairney could become a Hibs’ favourite

Pat Fenlon’s latest capture could make a big impact in the SPL. Jags fan Craig Walker assesses the midfielder’s chances in the capital.

Looking for a revolution

Tom Hall voices the exasperation of the masses in an eloquent, potentially controversial, blog. (Scottish Football Blog)

The danger of hero worship

They say you should never meet your heroes, but what about if they shatter the illusion before you even got the chance? Alastair Moncrieff considers football without idols. (The Football Project)

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Everyone loves a blunder. Why not try adding you own Jeremy Clarkson or Danny Dyer style voice-over to this classic own goal, to make it feel like that magical time of year when football blooper DVDs rule the shelves.

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